Your company was recently taken over by a powerful collective of women and you are having some trouble adjusting to your new, feminine superiors. I've called you into my office to discuss your decline in performance. You need to understand that your behavior will not be tolerated. Some corportate motivation is in order! You see, I believe that men only respond to two types of conditioning - pain and denial. I will be employing both of these tactics until your attitude has improved and your sales are back up again. Do you understand, little man?