I found you at a bar, looking so cute and shy in the corner. You were so mouthwateringly awkward and sweet. I just had to have you. So I invited you over to my home for dinner. I just adore simpering, whimpering little men like you. You make the most delicious snacks. What's that? You don't understand? Well, don't worry your pretty little head, darling. I will explain it to you. YOU are going to be my dinner. I am going to use my witchy powers to shrink you down to snack-size and then I'm going to eat you alive!

I found you at a bar, looking so cute and shy in the corner. You were so mouthwateringly awkward and sweet. I just had to have you. So I invited you over to my home for dinner. I just adore simpering, whimpering little men like you. You make the most delicious snacks. What's that? You don't understand? Well, don't worry your pretty little head, darling. I will explain it to you. YOU are going to be my dinner. I am going to use my witchy powers to shrink you down to snack-size and then I'm going to eat you alive!