You've come to beg Mistress Talia Tate and I to own you, to keep you as our little pet. The problem is you are utterly useless. You are too lazy to be a good little worker bee. You're too clumsy and too ugly to be our sissy maid. We would certainly never use you as our human sex toy! Your little dicklet is laughable. However, don't despair! There may be one thing you can do to serve us. You can give up your identity as a human male and become our toilet, living our your days eating out and sipping our golden nectar. Wouldn't that be nice?