Your bleak, sad existence has lead you to visit me, a life coach specializing in male ego and sexuality. I make you fill out extensive paperwork, describing in detail your most humiliating experiences. It's clear to me that you are having a crisis of manhood. You don't look like a man. You don't behave like a man. In fact, you aren't a man at all. You're a little sissy bitch and it's time that you accept your place in life. This clip is a custom video that turned out so well, I decided to share.