Poor boy! You crave my attention so badly, don't you? It's a shame you have nothing to offer me. You know my time is expensive and you can't really afford me. Or can you? I've solved your money issues little man! I spoke to your landlord, and from now on you won't have to pay rent at all. You'll be handing that cold hard cash over to me every month. Instead, you'll be earning your room and board on your knees. Your very male, very perverted landlord is going to make good use of all your little holes and you're going to take it like a good whore for me...