It's cute how you follow me around like a lost little puppy. You beg for my attention. You empty your wallet without a thought. Everything I want, you give me, and all I do is ignore you. Wouldn't it be wonderful if you would be a real part of my life? Wouldn't it be a dream come true if I actually gave you the time of day. There is a way for this to happen. You just have to forsake all comfort and dignity and devote your entire life to being my servant. After all, it isn't much of a jump from simp to slave...