You haven't been very good lately. You've been rude and forgetful. You're slacking off at work. You're refusing to do your chores at home. You've even been lackluster in the bedroom department. All in all, you are an utter failure as a boyfriend. I really should empty the bank accounts and toss you out onto the street. The thing is, I truly do love you. You're clearly incapable of taking care of yourself. So, I'm going to take charge. I am going to give you rules and you will follow them. I wil reward you when you are good and punish you when you are bad. As of today, I am the head of this...

You haven't been very good lately. You've been rude and forgetful. You're slacking off at work. You're refusing to do your chores at home. You've even been lackluster in the bedroom department. All in all, you are an utter failure as a boyfriend. I really should empty the bank accounts and toss you out onto the street. The thing is, I truly do love you. You're clearly incapable of taking care of yourself. So, I'm going to take charge. I am going to give you rules and you will follow them. I wil reward you when you are good and punish you when you are bad. As of today, I am the head of this household and you will treat me with the respect I deserve.