You are such a sad, lost little man. More of a pathetic creature than a human. I know that you long for purpose. You want your life to have meaning. Well, I am a very benevolent Goddess and I have decided to give you a lovely gift. I am going to make you worthy. I am going to make you into my personal door mat. You will be a rug to stepped on, walked all over by my powerful high heels. You will spend your days as a useful carpet, pinned under my stilettos and gazing upon my glory. Won't that be nice?