Hello, darling! I'm sure you're feeling very confused. I left you all alone at the airport and went off on our honeymoon by myself. I'm making this little video diary to explain myself. You see, honey, you're my husband now. You're going to honor me as your wife - but that doesn't mean we're going to be lovers. I have very specific rules for you now that we're married. Let me tell you exactly what our life will be like...