You are ashamed of your little dick. It makes you sad to have such an inadequate cock. I want you to stop thinking that way. There is a place for every dick in this world. Big cocks are meant for fucking, for sucking, for pleasing women like me and being worshiped by boys like you. Small dicks, like yours, are meant to be laughed at, to be made fun of, to amuse women like me. Don't you want to entertain me, little man? Well take out that tiny thing and play with it. Show me your little dick pride!