In my opinion, boys need strict discipline in order to keep them on the straight and narrow. You need a system of harsh punishments and small rewards. You have been a very bad boy and it's time for you to meet the consequences of your actions. I am going to introduce you to my punishment paddle. With this large, wooden paddle I will reduce you to a pile of sorry, whimpering boy goo. You will cry. You will beg for mercy and you will learn to never, ever disappoint me.