I'm sorry to tell you this, sweetie, but you aren't good enough to be my boyfriend. You're just so weak! You follow me around, constantly looking for approval. You drool all over me. You're just too needy! You're like a lost puppy! Actually, I think that's the perfect role for you. I may have found a new lover, but that doesn't mean I'm kicking you out onto the street. Instead, you're going to spend the rest of your life as our little puppy. Let me tell you how things we be for you now that you're a pet for your Master and Mistress...