You've been jerking off to me for a long time. I give you all the attention your wife doesn't. Who would want to cum to that ugly old cow anyways? You and I are so close now. But we can be even closer. Would you like that? Would you like to play with me for real? Well, then listen closely and do as I say while I seduce you into giving me some very intimate details. Once I do, you're mine for good!