I think it's adorable, the way you're obsessed with me. You follow me on social media, you jerk to my videos, and you think about me constantly. You fantasize about what it would be like to date me. You wish that I could be your domineering girlfriend. Alas, that will never, never happen. You're too pathetic to ever be considered for the role of my BF. It's time for you to hear the truth about yourself, and if that breaks your heart - GOOD!