I've come into to have a little chat with you, boss man. You see, some of the girls around the office say that you've been making them uncomfortable. They think that you look at them in a very unprofessional, lustful kind a way. An important man like you can't afford to make that type of mistake. It could ruin you! Those girls don't understand what kind of stress you're under - but I do. You just need a little help managing your arousal with all this feminine temptation around. Why don't you take down your pants and I'll assist you...