You are a very powerful man and I am your assistant. This means that I am privy to all the intimate details of your life - including your propensity to have little "accidents". It's totally normal for men your age to lose control of their bladder every now and again. Still, it must be so embarrassing to walk around with a big wet spot on your expensive suit, not to mention the smell! So, I've done some research and I think I've found the solution to your problem. I bought you a week's worth of plastic pants! These are bright and cheerful, with sweet little bears on them. Aren't they adorabl...

You are a very powerful man and I am your assistant. This means that I am privy to all the intimate details of your life - including your propensity to have little "accidents". It's totally normal for men your age to lose control of their bladder every now and again. Still, it must be so embarrassing to walk around with a big wet spot on your expensive suit, not to mention the smell! So, I've done some research and I think I've found the solution to your problem. I bought you a week's worth of plastic pants! These are bright and cheerful, with sweet little bears on them. Aren't they adorable? These will make you feel safe, dry, and hold you in tight. They hardly make any crinkle noises. Don't fuss at me! If you get too cranky, I'll have to put you in something thicker, and I know you'll feel even more embarrassed. You don't want that, do you? Now, let's get you into your new plastic pants and then you can skip off to your big, important meeting...