I've just come home from a really hard workout. That means I'm good and ripe. It's a perfect time to use my poor little toilet slave! It's so cute to watch the faces you make when I shove your face in my sweaty crack, all for the purpose of gobbling down my waste. You're going to get a big mouthful today, little man. I'll even let you wash it all down with a hot stream of my golden nectar. You will be covered in my fluids and basking in my scent - just like a real life port-a-potty!