I am your brand new step-mommy! You are very nervous about how this will change your role in the family. That is a totally normal thing to be insecure about and I am here to reassure you. After all, as the authority in our home, it is my job to help you grow into a respectable young man. This is why I’m going to regress you into a baby. Your old mummy did a terrible job of raising you. I am putting you back in diapers, and will be treating you just like my own little man so that you can grow up all over again - the right way!