You really are such a waste of a man. You are just a sad silly thing and I think it's about time your outside matches your insides. I'm going to use my powers to shrink you. First, to a height just below my ass, then down to my strong calves, then down to a pebble under my feet. Jump up and place worshipful kisses as I shrink you smaller and smaller, tiny man! By the end of this process, I'll be using you as a tiny toilet until you shrink away into nothing!