Your behavior has been very bad lately, little man. You are clearly acting out - you want to be punished! I think the hand spankings I give you are not enough of a deterrent. You need a more severe form of correction. You’ll still be going over my knee for a beating today, but instead of my soft palm, you’ll be introduced to the punishment paddle. This wooden tool will leave you crying and begging for mercy. You won’t be forgetting this spanking anytime soon!