We've been married for years, honey. We used to be so in love, but lately, you've been distant and cold. You stopped participating at home, you're spending late nights at work, and I know you've sneaking off to the strip club with those no-good friends of yours. Well, I have had enough! I'm not going to put up with this naughty behavior any longer. I think you need a strong female authority to help you get your life in order. From now on, I will be leading this household. I will make the rules and I will ensure that there are very severe consequences when you don't conduct yourself properly... Show more