As your doctor, I need to be able to fully inspect you. Coming here with some silly sense of shame won't help you at all! I've seen all sorts of bodies - surely there's nothing you have to show me that could surprise me. ...oh my. I hate to tell you this, but that's the smallest penis I've ever seen! How sad! Let's see if it grows at all. Go ahead and stroke yourself... I think I have just the cure in mind for you.

As your doctor, I need to be able to fully inspect you. Coming here with some silly sense of shame won't help you at all! I've seen all sorts of bodies - surely there's nothing you have to show me that could surprise me. ...oh my. I hate to tell you this, but that's the smallest penis I've ever seen! How sad! Let's see if it grows at all. Go ahead and stroke yourself... I think I have just the cure in mind for you.