The key to a good marriage is fidelity. Now that we're officially married, I want to make sure that you stay faithful to only me. You're a man, and I know men are weak. You can't resist temptation. Once your dick gets hard, all common sense goes right out the window. You might cheat on me without meaning to. Don't worry. I'm going to help you. I've found a little tool that will ensure that you stay away from all of those awful temptations. It's called a chastity device. It comes with a lock and only I will have the key...