Poor! You want me so badly. You've worshiped me from afar for so long. You crave my attention and acknowledgment. You would do absolutely anything to be mine. The problem is, you're just too pathetic and sad for me to associate with. Then again, I may just have one use for you.... You aren't worth the dirt on the bottom of my high heel, but you might be an okay waste recepticle. Would you like to a toilet for a superior girl like me?