I know you're in love my ass. It's very clear from how you stare and drool over my plump, round bottom that you are utterly obsessed. Do you want to touch it, boy? Do want you to kiss it and lick it and sniff it? Of course you do! You're a nasty little pervert! There's no way I'd ever allow a freak like you anywhere near my divine booty. Are you crying? Oh, don't be sad. Maybe there is a way you can be of use to me. It's going to be really nasty, though. Think you can handle it, boy? Well, I'll just pull down these tight denim shorts and we'll put you to the toilet test!