So, you want to be my toilet slave, hmm? Well, the position of my human toilet is highly coveted. It's not enough for you to simply be willing to feast upon my waste. You need to truly crave it. My toilet boy needs to be enthusiastic and grateful. Your mouth should water at the thought of chowing down on my . You should worship my golden nectar. Do you think you fit the bill? We shall see. I have a little test for you to pass first...