You have been a very, very bad boy, and as head of this household, it's my job to get you back in line. I think you've been acting out in order to earn yourself a little discipline. Well, that's exactly what's going to happen. You have earned yourself a trip over my knee and spanking with the punishment paddle. A sore red bottom and a humiliating scolding will put you in your place. You're going to remember this correction session for a long, long time!