You're such a naughty boy today! You've been mouthy, disrespectful, and rude. Clearly this is a cry for attention. Well, I know how to put little brats like you back in line. You need to be punished, and since you insist on acting like a, I'm going to treat you like one. I'm going to use my wooden spoon to spank you raw. You'll be beaten until you're crying and begging for forgiveness. Once I'm done with your spanking, you'll be sent to the corner to think about your actions. Now crawl over my knee, little man. You wanted my attention? Now you're going to get it!