You've served me for a while now, and I've noticed you becoming more and more useless. Well, if you're going to scrimp on your devotion and ignore my training, I'll just have to get rid of you. Oh, no, silly boy - I'm not going to release you from my service. I'm going to release you from life itself. If you're useless to me, you'll be useless to everyone! I'll be taking you to my special funeral parlor, staffed only by powerful women, where we'll be zipping you up in body bags and doing away with you for good...