Young man, we need to have a little talk. You see, I know your little secret. I know you've been talking to girls. I know you've been sexting, jerking off, and planning to finally - FINALLY - stick your dick in some poor girl's pussy. Oh, honey, you know I'm not going to allow that. You're my little man. Only I can control you. Only I can teach you how to properly play with yourself. You don't need to have sex. As a matter of fact, that needy little dick of yours will never, ever get to touch a woman's pink parts. You're going to be a good little goon for step-mommy forever!