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Did you miss me while I was on tour? Of course you did, bitch! Honestly, I missed you, too... I missed humiliating you, at least! I missed you so much that I brought you a present. See this bar of hotel soap? It's going directly into your mouth, and I'm using this bit of medical wrap to keep your mouth shut. This soap will taste terrible, and before you know it your mouth will be full of little soapy bubbles. You're not being punished: I'm putting this soap in your mouth because I missed... Show more