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I'm so glad you came home with me: you're so fucking hot! This is easily the best first date I've ever been on, and I can't believe you look even better than your dating profile photos! I've wanted to fuck you ever since you walked into the bar, and I can't wait to see you naked and show you the surprise I've been wearing all night. Wait, are you seriously surprised I'm wearing a massive strap-on? You couldn't see the bulge at the bar? Haha! I wear this giant strap-on for all of my first... Show more