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Check out this phone I found in the break room! The password was way too easy to guess, and I've been having so much fun snooping around inside. This phone is like, the saddest thing in existence. A camera roll full of screenshots, like eight different dating apps, only texts from pizza companies, the world's worst dick pic... Wait, this is your phone! Now that I know your secret, I'm turning you into my office bitch. Disobey me, and I'll tell everyon... Show more