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We've been friends for so long and for such a long time, and I've always thought that you're so hot! I can't believe you're at my place now to finally hook up. I can't wait to see you naked! I'll show you mine if you show me yours first so don't be shy: take your pants off. Wait, is that it? I'd hoped you'd be more well-endowed. Your dick is far too small for me! I really wanted to fuck you but now that I can see your dick, it's obvious we're better off as friends. Sorry, buddy!