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Just like a good toilet, you ate every bite of what I fed you. Honestly, I'm impressed! It was a huge load, and while I wasn't expecting you to finish everything, I'm delighted you did. I hope you enjoyed it, because you'll never eat my waste again. See, I remembered your dangerous peanut allergy, so yesterday I made sure to eat a large amount of peanuts with every meal. Your allergy is so severe that doctors won't be able to save you: your fate was sealed with your first bite. This was ... Show more