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I know my tattoos are a huge turn-on for you. You're not alone: lots of people love a woman like me covered in ink. But if you love tattoos so much, why don't you have any? No matter what excuses you try to sell me, I know the truth: you're too much of a bitch to get one! You have ideas for tattoos but between the high price and how much they hurt, you're too much of a little bitch to actually go through with it. It's so obvious you just can't handle sitting there for hours getting ink i... Show more