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I hope you're ready, toilet. I just guzzled a huge bottle of water and I need to pee again! Excuse me, did you just tell me you can't be my toilet right now because you have to go to the bathroom first? Ha! You sound ridiculous! What makes you think I care about your needs? You're not a man anymore, you're a toilet. Toilets are objects that exist for one purpose: swallow everything I give it. You're a toilet, so act like one and hold it. If you can't hold it, piss yourself. You're an obj... Show more