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You can’t fool me: I know your secret! Sure, you’re handsome, successful, and funny, but underneath those clothes it’s a different story. Everyone may think that you’re perfect, but I know better. I know all about your embarrassing little secret: you have a tiny dick! No matter how hot, successful, wealthy, and perfect you are, at the end of the day it doesn’t matter because you still have a small dick. No matter how much you want to change it or fix it, you'll never measure up.