Hi little dick, I've heard all about your little cock, Your girlfriend has been blabbing about it. She's told us how small it is and how many times she's said "is it in yet?"

Such a disappointing little nub.

I've only ever had a nice big dick, the kind of dicks you are envious of. Little dicks like you don't deserve pussy you might as well put on a pair of panties and lock that cock and throw away the key.