Next! Oh dear. Are you kidding me? I don’t know what you did to get into this position but—ugh! I’m just getting the worst entries from Earth today! Can’t they send me a different planet? You’re not even big enough to get me drinks around here. At least the belch bitch is big enough to walk around and get me things. This angers me. Hmm... The only thing I can possibly think of that I can get you to do for me is to tell me your experience in your words in your words only, what it is like to go through the bowels of hell. As you are aware, you cannot now. I don’t know what it will look like ...

Next! Oh dear. Are you kidding me? I don’t know what you did to get into this position but—ugh! I’m just getting the worst entries from Earth today! Can’t they send me a different planet? You’re not even big enough to get me drinks around here. At least the belch bitch is big enough to walk around and get me things. This angers me. Hmm... The only thing I can possibly think of that I can get you to do for me is to tell me your experience in your words in your words only, what it is like to go through the bowels of hell. As you are aware, you cannot now. I don’t know what it will look like for you, but you are going to tell me.

Heh-heh! At last! Something I can do with something as small as you, something as useless as you! I want you to document it all, record it all, write me poems about it. “Hail Satan! The bowels of hell, I runneth through, I course through the spirited passageway for all eternity!” Yes, I know. You thought that you would wind up in Satan’s bowels all your life. Didn’t you? I’ll tell you about the entire process! I’m gonna give you a tease so have something look forward to. I like my inhabitants to enjoy their eternity in whatever I see fit there experience to be. Hail Satan! So take a look... Are you ready? Hm...? Good. I can’t really hear you because your voice is very small and squeaky but, I know I’m very nice. Lots of negative things said about me. But anyway, you dear one are going to have a full experience like never before as I begin by placing you into my mouth —like an M&M or some Halloween treat!

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