Okay yeah yeah I know you have a family and thats cool and all....but she doesn't know about me, does she? Hahaha. I come FIRST. I mean before anyone, anyone at all. If your wife wants an expensive dinner one night, but "I" text you saying I want to go shopping, and you know you can't afford both.....guess who gets the treat?? Me or your wife? ME!And If you don't give me what I ask for, when I ask for it....guess what? Haha I have evidence....proof that you have been giving me everything that I ask for. Sure, you are not technically cheating on your wife (sex wise) because I would NEVER touch ... Show more