WE FINALLY get the chance to meet up after the club. I am so excited, you told me your dick is soooo big!!!! But.....theres seems a be little (pun intended) problem. Your dick is tiny!
I am so disgusted, I just don't know what to think other than make fun of it. Pathetic small tiny dick, yuck, get it out of my face!!!! I was going to fuck you, you told me you were 7-8 inches, but that "thing" has to be no longer than 3 i inches. How is that even possible?? YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!!!!