It's okay to let go of your dream of getting laid. You're a celibate loser who's only source of pleasure is your hand and my porn. As sad as your life is, you're going to own it and accept that nothing will ever change. The only sex life you get to have is through a screen with hot women out of your league.

It's okay to let go of your dream of getting laid. You're a celibate loser who's only source of pleasure is your hand and my porn. As sad as your life is, you're going to own it and accept that nothing will ever change. The only sex life you get to have is through a screen with hot women out of your league.