You've wa..ste..d so many hours sitting in the dar all alone . You spend your youth yearning for a fulfilling adult life but here you are disappointed . I'm here to tell you that it's never going to change . Once a loser, always a loser and I'm going to make sure you never forget it . It's not enough that I humiliate you, I also want to hear you humiliate yourself . Listen out for negative affirmation chants to enhance your pathetic pumping . The goal is always to leave you in tears with a gross mess on your lap . Will the tears swell this time ?