Hello and welcome to H.E.L.L. I've been waiting for you. Yes it's ME. I'm not what you expected am I? Yeah, everybody say's that. I would have thought the horns, tail & MY love of red would have given it away. I get a bad rap on Earth. I really just like to have fun. So let's see, I am remembering the footnotes on your life & you were a dirty, rotten scoundrel, just like so many of your male peers. Your demerits outweighed your good deeds & humanity and just like the mortals told you-it landed you right here! I recall that you loved to drink. Well guess what? I have concocted a delicious combo... Show more