Another blind date. They never learn do they? This time my date is nearly a 100 pounds heavier than his photos & has somehow lost an entire head of hair between the time his photos were taken and posted on the dating site. Mistress Samantha Paris does not like deceptive boys and when fat boy gets arrogant about her commenting on his obvious pictures he gets mouthy. Time to take you under, you obnoxious, entitled, arrogant, fat pig. Watch my swinging crystal, back and forth, back & forth. Now take your check book out, and write it out to ME. Sign it and leave the amount blank. I will be filling... Show more