Thanks for coming in today after seeing our Craig's List employment ad. We are currently hiring Personal Companions. I am so sorry to hear about your year long unemployment sir. The good news is I can start sending you out on calls tonight. Here is a little training kit we require you to use, it includes red lipstick, pink thong women's panties and a set of training butt plugs. Will you be seeing women? No sorry, women don't pay for sex, men do. You will be *dating* men. Sign the contract, here's a tissue to wipe your tears, and we'll see you at 7:PM tonight. You've got mouths to feed. Stop le... Show more