Hello MY name is Sam Paris. Your soon to be ex-wife/ er widow sent ME. She has hired ME with a large retainer from your account. She knows I'm the best in the business. I come universally recommended. You have a long & dastardly history with your sweet wife: Frequent & ongoing cheating,, Blatant disrespect & disregard' an all around Rat Bastard I gather. I almost told your near future widow that I would take this job on pro-bono. That's how much I knew I was going to enjoy this assignment, but beyond that, it's MY moral duty to rid the earth of bad men . And you're the poster boy aren't you? L... Show more