Humiliating My College Gawker. Can't I have a cell phone discussion outside a club with my girlfriend about short penis losers in peace?!? Apparently not. Watch as I confront a gawking, leering 19 year old skater boy with nothing better to do, but eavesdrop & gawk at yours truly the voluptuous, humiliating and confrontational Mistress Samantha Paris. Humiliation and Smack talk du Jour as I verbally rake my naive male victim over the coals!