"Life is short. Have an affair." The part they didn't tell you about is: PREPARE TO PAY. A funny coincidence happened to Me in Zumba class today darling. I met your wife. Yes, we have become fast friends, and as a matter a fact she has invited Me over for dinner on Saturday. She told Me I could bring a date. I didn't have the heart to tell her My date, her husband would already be there. Oh what's this I brought in the manila envelope, you ask? Well it's just a collection of random, hardcore photographs of us I took the liberty of discreetly taking while we rendezvoused at the finest 5 Star ho... Show more